kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists
i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be
"I look over at Miss Celia and she looks dead in the eyes. I already know what that doctor told her. I can see it, that there won’t ever be any babies born alive." p. 405
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
do you ever have second-hand obsessions
like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend
"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
Some people think that the Uprights are the master of the house.
Allow me to retort.
SO APPARENTLY RAP STANDS FOR “RHYTHM AND POETRY”
what are the symptoms of being fergalicious
I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”
I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on
I HATE PEOPLE WHO ARE MY AGE AND SUCCESSFUL YOU SHOULD BE WASTING UR LIFE BLOGGING OR EATING DORITOS OR SOME SHIT NOT GOING TO SPACE AND WINNING THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE