Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
(Source: , via all-american-girll)
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
i like how on tumblr we don’t complete our sentences. we kind of just
Lmaoo all the time!
cooper has a valuable contribution to the abortion arguement
*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*